1/14/2005

Be on the lookout...

Those of you who follow fashion have no doubt read that German designer Rudolph Moshammer was found murdered. According to the German press he was "known for his extravagant hairstyle and flamboyant dress."

Extravagant hairstyle and flamboyant dress? I'm glad they've narrowed it down to 16,000,000 Germans, a million Bay area residents and the entire country of France!

I know at least 40 potential suspects just at Salsa Night at my neighborhood bar.

3 comments:

Latigo Flint said...

Wait I'm confused - was it the victim or the suspect who was known for his extravagant hairstyle and flamboyant dress? (Or both of them?)

Holy crap, I may have just solved the case... He killed himself?

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Damn. Now you've got me confused. Maybe the fuckin' guy isn't even dead yet. Maybe he would be CAUGHT dead wearing anything from the GAP. I don't know, Latigo.

Blog ho said...

You go to Salsa Night with a pack of germans?