1/27/2005

Bill Cosby? BILL COSBY?

You've probably read that investigators have concluded sexual contact did indeed take place between Bill Cosby and his accuser, leaving the question of consent.

When asked how they established sexual contact and fondling as facts, investigators responded that they found traces of Jello Pudding on the breasts and buttocks of the accuser.

9 comments:

Blog ho said...

Roses are red
my zinc's in a tube (?)
Jello tastes super
and makes a great lube.

Rachel said...

That's evidence of fondling and sexual contact?
Oh fuck!

Latigo Flint said...

Well see now there are thousands preschool teachers who have an awful lot of explaining to do!

Nettie said...

Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle...

Victoria said...

That's crazy!!!

Jack Mercer said...

When one comes out of the closet (as conservative) one paints a big target on their head. Next thing he's going to be accused of is man-boy love...

.M i k a l a h. said...

J-E-L-L-O!:)

Molicious said...

The biggest problem with Jello is that it stains. You know, your skin. Ahem.

Toni said...

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait...what the fuck? BILL COSBY supposedly raped someone or something?