1/27/2005

Lister-itas?

In the news today, a woman was arrested for D.U.I after rear-ending another vehicle. Police discovered a bottle of Listerine mouthwash in the passenger seat. Exceeding the legal limit for intoxication, the woman confessed to drinking 3 cups of mouthwash. The police report mentioned that the suspect was "the most pleasant-smelling drunk ever."

In a related story, a 47 year-old man was hospitalized for severe constipation after consuming 4 tubes of Colgate toothpaste.

4 comments:

Wyatt Junker said...

This reminds me. I need to write about Father O'Neil and his asshole troubles. I will blog it.

nongirlfriend said...

I used to work with a woman who drank Listerine at lunch and would come back to work sloshed.

Molicious said...

I drink NyQuil. Alot of it.

ilovecheese said...

Did they ever hear of Potophobia- Fear of alcohol?