Jesus lives in heaven with millions of His children and His Lord, God. His best-selling book, The Bible, has sold millions of copies and has been translated into almost every surviving language. In his spare time, He enjoys carpentry, healing the sick, and blogging. His lastest work, The Bible Part 2, will be in Barnes and Noble everywhere during the Second Coming.
I know David must be pissed, too. He wrote a whole chapter of The Bible and he hasn't seen any bling bling, either. Although we can all see HIS bling on that Michaelangelo statue. At least David got that. But still, Jesus, David and the rest of the Bible collaborators should have had a better agent. Ten percent is standard for a best-selling novel.
I hope Jesus writes another book. He worte that huge best seller, and then He disappeared into obscurity, just like J.D. Salinger. I think he's got a couple more top-10's in him, even if the New York Times refuses to review His work.