Will you be my Valentine?
Well, guys, it's Valentine's Day. As you know, women love gifts with a personal touch (above the waist). So you may do well to write her a love letter. If you do, feel free to use one of my Valentine's Day Sentiments:
"Dearest [her name here], Yours is the Bush to my Dick Cheney, and tonight you're going to get screwed by the government."