2/14/2005

Will you be my Valentine?

Well, guys, it's Valentine's Day. As you know, women love gifts with a personal touch (above the waist). So you may do well to write her a love letter. If you do, feel free to use one of my Valentine's Day Sentiments:

"Dearest [her name here], Yours is the Bush to my Dick Cheney, and tonight you're going to get screwed by the government."


14 comments:

Rachel said...

*sigh*

I'm getting a lump in my throat...no wait, that is something else, my bad.

;)

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

"Hey baby, you know Iraq your spiderhole. I'm a weapon of mass erection!"

Molicious said...

Aw Bug. You certainly know how to tug on a girl's heartstrings.

Useful Idiots said...

" screwed by the government" ..... another name for sexual Congress????

poopie said...

geez...that's the sweetest thang this country gal ever heard. ^j^

nongirlfriend said...

That got me all wet just thinking about it.

citygurl said...

dearest bug,

you have melted my heart. be mine...please.

-cg

Anti-Blogger said...

dearest bug,

you have melted my heart. be mine...please.

-ab

Gil The Carnie said...

Above the waist? Does that mean I gets to touch her boobs?

sCruuw said...

Lovin is more exciting when it's politically incorrect!!

The Cure said...

Thats the best Bad Valentines Advice I have read tonight. Tell me if it works...

Alice the Raven said...

We're from the government and we're here to screw...I mean help you.

Bookfraud said...

send this one to the families of dead iraqi civilians.

Konservative Jay said...

Bug, you're little Valentine sentiment didn't work; instead, the government got a kick in the Department of Homeland Defence. :-(