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That defecates the purpose
A girl in the hand is worth another girl's bush
You can't judge a hooker by her lover
Don't kick a gift horse in the crotch
Here's one for the wives to say to their husbands when making love: Are you fuckin' hard or hardly fuckin?
Good fences make good neighbors peek from the balcony.
Why buy the cow when you can fuck her all you want right now?
The road to hell is paved with old New York Times editorial pages.
You draw more guys with money than ministers.
Watched pot never gets you high.
The freaky heel has a boil.
Imitation is the mildest form of battery.