Dear God

I hope that I'm one of those lucky people who realizes when he's dying and still has some time to take care of things. I'd like to get my house in order. And I'd like to pick up a gag gift for Jesus. Something along the lines of "I died for the sins of mankind and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt." I think He'd get a kick out of that. I don't know much about our Creator, but I'm positive He has a sense of humor.

And If I have time, I might pick up St. Peter one of those baseball caps that reads, "SECURITY."

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