6/10/2005

Adjusting the contrast

Justice is when a criminal receives a punishment that fits the crime. Poetic justice is when somebody who wronged you gets a dose of his own medicine.

Hungry is a physiological signal for food and nourishment. Starving is craving Chinese food, pork rinds and nachos.

Attractive is tall, svelte, smart with high cheekbones. Sexy is a decent-looking person in thong underwear or a cool sports car.

An idiot is somebody stupid enough to aggravate you.. A maniac is somebody stupid enough to frighten you.

A website is an Internet domain with a bunch of useless crap. A blog is an Internet domain with a bunch of entertaining crap.

Owning an MP3 player requires an expenditure. Owning an I-pod requires a mortgage.

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