6/22/2005

Anonymous Liaisons

Regrettably, my last post contained political commentary that offended a liberal reader. My condolences to Mr. Anonymous. What an unusual last name. Is it Greek?

Anyway, I'd like to redeem myself by raising awareness of global warming.

It's everybody's responsibility to eliminate the causes of global warming. Our planet depends on it. We need to act now, even if it requires sacrifice.

And we all know what the single biggest cause of global warming is: San Francisco Bath Houses. I'll bet you didn't know gay bath house saunas account for 87% of greenhouse gases. It's true. Furthermore, feltch bubbles are detrimental to the ozone layer.

Those queens need to turn down the thermostats and fornicate at room temperature.

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