- I’m a kick boxer by trade, but I write poetry in my spare time.
- Relax, baby. There’s no film in this camera. And I wouldn’t know how to put pictures on the Internet anyway.
- I don’t usually drink. Once in a great while, I’ll have some wine with dinner.
- You should really consider a career in modeling. In fact, I’m a modeling agent myself.
- Don’t worry about your friends. They won‘t miss you. Tonight it’ll be just you, me and the beautiful beaches of Aruba.
- I don't mean to brag, but I do quite well for myself. I’m a consultant.
Just for the Ladies
To my female readers -- please take caution when hearing a man make the following claims: