I think America is wasting a valuable resource in its marijuana advocates. Right now they’re wasting their creative energies into fashioning evermore-sophisticated bong kits.
“Dude, man. Check it out… you hold the flame up to the bowl, right? Then you suck on Buddha’s 3 arm, then the stuff shoots through the intake manifold in his belly, right. Then it gets cooled in my patented valve crossover array. Shit'll fuck you up, brah."But marijuana advocates are expert debaters. We should have marijuana advocates handling international diplomacy. Anybody who can convince us to legalize hemp ought to be arguing for our policies in Europe and Arabia. I’ve got a friend -- this guy who goes by “Hotbox” on account of he likes getting high by locking himself in a closet and filling it with hash fumes. Anyway, I think Hotbox should be our delegate at the UN. He’ll have Israeli and Arab diplomats blazing up together and singing Smashmouth records in no time.
I love marijuana advocates. Just don’t try to tell them that PC’s are better than Macs. That’ll start them on a 2-hour tirade on how “The Man” wants you to think just like that. Jeez! Don’t get them started.