Evidently, this guy felt he didn’t deserve the ticket. So he registered his complaint by tainting dollar bills with his own feces and paying the fine with it.
Yep. He wiped his ass with the money and then mailed it to the municipality. I would have killed to see the look on Benjamin Franklin's face!
This gives new meaning to the phrase "tendering" money.
Think how pissed off you have to be to wipe your ass with dollar bills before paying a fine. That's undiluted anger, folks.
But that's not all. I found this tidbit interesting: the guy who did this is a fuckin' clinical psychologist. That means he's treating people with mental disorders (in between wiping his own ass with US currency, I presume). I wonder whether he specializes in anger management.
Imagine what his therapy sessions are like.
They're charging this guy with a crime. But what law did he break? In high school I knew this one guy who stuffed a roll of quarters up his ass. They didn't arrest him. Seems like a double standard to me.