10/10/2005

A philosophical bent

  • If it satisfies you, it’s a virtue. If it leaves you wanting more, it’s an indulgence. If it eclipses all other wants, it’s a vice.
  • If we were to deem weeds desirable, they would wither and die without delay.
  • Humor is the essence of creativity. Objectivity is the foundation of intelligence. Dependence is the root of indignity. Unitelligibility is the cause of hatred.
  • How can I hate bars and love booze at the same time?

26 comments:

nongirlfriend said...

Wow, first.

I hate bars, too. Much cheaper to drink at home.

And what's up with having to type "fvtuckq"? I know they're trying to sneak the F word in there.

Dave Morris said...

Deep stuff, you could have put "confucius say" in front of all of them. Especially the one about bars.

Harry Yak said...

could you repeat the part about the thingy when you mentioned the whatchya-macallit?

i guess i have a lot of vices and not many virtues.

sCruuw said...

"How can I hate bars and love booze at the same time"... lmfao!!!!

I have a vice..and because I like it it might be an addiction!

Patsy Darling said...

You can hate bars because they smell all smokey and nasty but you love the booze because it's such sweet nectar and you can't live without it

Riss said...

It's because you know you could have bought the entire bottle for what you paid for 3 drinks. Oh and because the people around you would benefit from a smack upside the head, or a bath.

Latigo Flint said...

If it'll kill you prematurely, it's a plan!

Weary Hag said...

Number six is my favorite in the list, in a humorously objective, dependent and moderately retarded sort of way.

(it's so early in the morning that I've just put my word verification into the space that asks for my name)

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

The "vice" thing made me cringe....God, I can't believe I have so many damn vices!!!

It's downright scary.....

mwp said...

Name the movie:

Character A: "You see, gambling is my only vice."

(gets handed a stiff drink)

"Okay...two vices."

Character B: "That's still very good."

NWJR said...

You have learned well, young grasshopper. However, until you have resolved your personal conflict regarding your love of all things alcoholic and your distaste for the places where people gather to enjoy such beverages, you will never discover the inner peace for which you so clearly long. Listen well, young grasshoper...anger in a heart is like rottenness in fruit. Find your center and proceed outward from there. Only then will you truly achieve resolution.

Teaspoon said...

My head hurts now, thanks Bug

Nölff said...

Do you smoke weed before you write this stuff? I'm not saying it sucks, I'm saying it's good.

nongirlfriend said...

Smoky and nasty, Patsy? It sounds like you're describing me!

grace said...

vices are necessary! like oscar wilde said, you can't trust a man without a vice! heh.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Weed IS desirable. And it grows plentifully in the forests of Oregon. It is often mistaken for Acapulco Gold, but its gold content is rather deminimus.

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Wow, I love that. I really like the first one, especially.

The Other Half said...

i'd like to stick my head in a vice right about now...;-)~

Oh great One said...

The first one is my fave. Very deep man....I love it!

Anti-Blogger said...

The fifth one is my favorite.

Spinning Girl said...

If you build it, he will come.

Greg - Cowboy in the Jungle said...

Mmmmmm... Booze!

addict said...

So.... I guess you are my indulgence then... hum

Quixotic Cat said...

If it bugs you, it's a dog.
If it loves you, it's a cat.
If it scares you, it's mice.

=^..^=

Lyvvie said...

ew, bars are gross. Drinking in the hottub is so much better.

Mona said...

Wise ponderings, Bug's Butt.