6/02/2006

Holy freggin Jeez!

Readers of my last post, below, will notice a musing with the term "Johnson Wax" in it, vis a vis Glade Plug-ins.

I can't believe I missed the opportunity. I typed "Johnson Wax" and didn't catch the innuendo. I hope I'm not losing my touch. A year ago that would have never slipped by me.

So let me make things right.

Addendum:

"Speaking of Johnson Wax, isn't "Johnson Wax" a good phrase for male ejaculate?"

32 comments:

Video X said...

nah, not losing your touch. you still caught it!

Miss Cellania said...

Yes.

I got a message that you left a comment on my OLD site. Thanks! But the NEW site is at http://misscellania.squarespace.com/ and its updated every day. The blogspot site is frozen, I can't post anything there.

Miss C

Carrie said...

Bwahahahahaha... too funny!

Oh great One said...

You aren't losing your touch. We all have an off day now and then. You caught it and that is what sets you apart!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

You bet. And I got some on your eyebrows.

Tits McGee said...

I think "Johnson Wax" is a great name for ejaculate, but I think it's a better brand name for lube.

Do you think there's a market out there for "Tits McGee's Johnson Wax?"

CaCaBoy said...

Yes. It could also be a lame blog title for a poet, as in Johnson's Wax(poetic!).

Yes I know that was lame..........

Spinning Girl said...

You are a naughty, dirty boy.

Hulabelly said...

You're not losing your touch- you're under a lot of stress.. you've had too much champagne.. it happens to a lot of guys....

Melonie said...

Yes, it is!

Rocky Mountain Rat Girl said...

I think I need some of that! ;)

jules said...

I'd say, "It's okay, it happens to all guys once in a while", but I'd be lying. You're slipping! :)

keda said...

hey we all need a bit of that. and its all good, hell you just made us wait for it! nuffin wrong that*

also i'm loving the image you've created in my head by the post below. snicker...

Bennet said...

I must have missed the post about Glade Plug-ins because I'm not clear on why you dislike it so...

Is this dislike for all electrical air-freshening devices, or just Glade specifically?

Phain said...

maybe if you didn't wax your johnson so much, it wouldn't slip by you

;)

NYCbeauty said...

Maybe you are, gulp, growing up. HA HA HA Funny one.
xo
jw

Peter said...

If you keep the Johnson waxed it'll certainly slip in or out better.

StringMan said...

I like the lube angle, too. That stuff does double duty!

Webmiztris said...

omg, I didn't catch that either! actually I think Johnson Wax would be a good name for lube ala KY Jelly!

Junebugg said...

Does this mean that you're getting senile? If so, then impotence follows and there will be no need for johnson wax!

nettie said...

I think I'm up too late to get this...

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Oooo...you're right!

Although Johnson wax probably smells a bit better than....well...forget it.

It's Monday and I'm deleriously awake. I HATE it when that happens.

Becky said...

Getting slow in your old age, huh?! lol

NWJR said...

All that matters is that you admitted your mistake and are trying to make amends.

That's the first step to recovery.

Blonde Vigilante said...

Or, you could flip it and say Wax Johnson...or Waxing the Johnson...or Wax the Johnson...or even Wax my Johnson...if you're nasty.

phlegmfatale said...

I would have thought waxing the johnson would be euphemistic of masturbation.

Riss said...

It's okay, we forgive you. Better late than never.

PBS said...

Great save!

djmetronome said...

whew! that was close...good save.

nettie said...

Wallflowers...you want wallflowers...they're five bucks...

Molicious said...

*snort* Too effin' funny.

nongirlfriend said...

Ha, you're not losing your touch. Thank God.