I've always wondered what the “29 dimensions of compatiblity” are on e-Harmony.com Twenty-nine? That's a lot of dimensions. I figure one of them should be “genital girth.” Also, “likelihood to maim/kill spouse” seems an important dimension of compatibilty. After all, who cares whether your next mate likes classical music and long walks on the beach? I want to know what they look like naked and whether they'll make an attempt on my life for eating cookies in bed. If John Bobbit would have known ahead of time the odds his wife would cut his pecker off, I think he would have opted for different mail-order bride. In fact, I'd bet Nicaraguan girls everywhere are having a difficult time finding men since that story broke. If you're sharing a bed with a Nicaraguan girl, sleep on your stomach, my friend. Even then, you might still wind up with a fireplace poker in your poop shoot. Now that you've got me thinking, if you have a girlfriend or wife from anywhere in Central America, better get in the habit of duct taping her to the bed post at night. No se mueva esta noche, chica. Quiero tener mi pene!