Mother Theresa: Humanitarian, blog-hacker.
"Dear Lord, please smite that li'l bastard LBB and all of his douchebag readers. I'd personally like to miracle everyone associated with this post a swift kick in the crotch for failing to defend my honor. Many readers took offense at LBB's foul-mouthed remark on an earthly skank named Paris Hilton. Yet nary a one mentioned the inappropriateness of me soiling my naked body in pizza while indulging in sensual pleasure. Blasphemy! Shame! How dare that Jezebel and I appear in the same publication? For shame. The devil works through your hands, LBB. He's alive and well in you. You have the devil's hands."