1/12/2007

Bullet-ins

**A man's man and a ladies' man are both pretty cool things to be, even though they sound like opposites. Also cool: being a girly girl, if you're a girl. No word yet on a man's lady. We'd have to ask Rosie O'Donnell.

**I'm sorry about the infrequent posts lately. I've been busy. After Justin brought sexy back, I had to mix it into a batter and bake all the sexy cupcakes. Bon appetit.

**Courts spend a lot of time and energy considering whether something is offensive without first considering whether it's true. If it's true, it shouldn't matter whether it's offensive. If it does, we've got an ugly future coming down the pike.

**The anti-tobacco people could move their agenda a lot quicker if instead of calling it second-hand smoke, they called it second-mouth smoke. It's more accurate and more gross.

**The seductive power of music is dangerous. Music bypasses the intellect, taking a direct avenue into the organ of emotion. Music is not dangerous for this reason alone. But remember that you can put words to music. Like soaking poison into fruit, any dipshit with a guitar and a promoter can pollute our minds with day-old tripe delivered in a delicious elixir of melody. Hello, System of a (Douchebag).

**I've read several times, from several credible sources, that one's degree of happiness is a fixed value encoded into the brain, such that temporary fluctuations in mood (e.g., winning the lottery, splitting with a girlfriend, acing a test or catching a sharp blow to the marbles) will regress to the predetermined set point. According to peer-reviewed, scientific research, we all have a "happiness thermostat" that remains remarkably consistent throughout our lives. This, I'm afraid, may be true. Furthermore, I believe that we intuit this fact. And this intuition -- that despite our efforts, we're only going to be so happy -- gives rise to our obsessions, fears, anger, anxiety and depression. We panic. We anguish and toil. We endeavor to do a thousand different things to prove this suspicion wrong: everything from chasing material possessions to building careers to searching for love to drinking and drugs; whatever we hope may permanently tweak the thermostat higher. We're all running from the nagging suspicion that it doesn't matter what we do.

**"Psychology" is the the study of the slimy, opaque goo between intellect and emotion. I realized this tonight when I feared a monster would suddenly appear on the other side of my bay window while pouring myself a soda. By the way, I'm in my mid-30s. I'm still afraid of monsters, ghosts and sundry bogeymen. This isn't a joke. On a bad night I'm still afraid of the dark. These irrational fears happen so often I don't find them unusual. But tonight it struck me peculiar that I could know -- know intellectually, beyond a trace of doubt -- that no such monsters exist - and yet still feel fear, even panic.

The facts of reality are easy to perceive (we all know, for example, that monsters don't exist or that members of the opposite sex don't bite.). Emotions are easy to identify. They're not subtle. For example, we all know when we're angry, frightened, jealous, bored, joyful or ecstatic. Neither thoughts nore emotions are unclear. What is unclear, what is is goddamn near impossible to study, is the mechanics linking the two, that is, intellect and emotion. Psychologists will tell you that one follows the other. Bullcrap! If that were true, psychology wouldn't exist. We wouldn't need psychology. We'd all be perceiving reality accurately and feeling the appropriate emotions. But sometimes emotions zig when they should zag. What we think and what we feel don't jibe. Something bizarre happens in the medium of opaque goo between intellect and emotion. That is what psychology needs to predict and explain. Damn I have to quit smoking ganja.

46 comments:

Sharon said...

Ganja or no, you're quite intelligent. I always enjoy reading these thoughts and insights.

Scottsdale Girl said...

SECOND BITCHES!

Ok LBB: I LOVED your waxing psychology on our happiness AND our fears in one fell post. Good job babe!

Anonymous said...

I'm a girl - and in my world a "girly-girl" is to be disdained. Maybe guys like girly-girls?

Fun reading...thanks!

Anonymous said...

I don't think I can buy into the concept that "it doesn't matter what we do." Seems as if that puts the O.K. on burglary, war and other small things like that.

Anonymous said...

Wow this is a great post. I'd never heard the "happy thermostat" theory but I think I buy it too.

Anonymous said...

oldhorse - Naaa, he means that if you go through a lot of crap to try to be a lot happier, you're probably wasting your time. You'll get a temporary spike, but not a shift in the thermostat setting. You're as happy as you're gonna be. NOT a license to be bad, evil, or amoral, unless that's what gives you the temporary jolt of mirth. To each his own.

Another great post dude.

Anonymous said...

We were pretty much on the same page until you got to here LBB (we all know, for example, that monsters don't exist or that members of the opposite sex don't bite.) you obviously never met my ex!!!!!

Tense Teacher said...

Bwahahahahaha! Rosie O'Donnell!

And, can I have one of those cupcakes?

It's Me, Maven... said...

Kinda feels right sharing Bill Maher's "Farewell to Douchebags."

NWJR said...

I see that your Mac has already made you smarter.

Anonymous said...

That explains why I'm an emotionally immature gratification freak addicted to the thrill of infatuation and ecstasy-seeking behavior. I'm just trying to keep warm.

tornwordo said...

The happiness thermostat. Reminds me of the adage, "Once you accept that life sucks, it starts to suck a little less."

Spinning Girl said...

I am still able to convince myself that there's some horror lurking outside the door I'm about to open.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure that the opposite sex does not bite, why the other day I had a lady come in and ask me that if her boyfriend put on a mouth guard before he bit her breast would it leave a bruise. I say I am not sure I have never tried that? I know all the dirt

Anonymous said...

hi lbb,

i like that. i agree, about the happiness thermostat. (if you read my blog, you will see that it is sort of surprising that i agree...but i do...i think that we all have a baseline, like you said).

accepting that is so important

(it sounds like i have been smoking the ganja right now).

i have to disagree...some members of the opposite sex, do, bite. sometimes it hurts.

good blog here. (oh, i thought your profile was funny "elevator music")

take care,
dancer

Anonymous said...

Oh, the monsters do exist. However, they inhabit the most inaccessible place, The Mind. (insert fiendish laugh.)

Anonymous said...

I'm still scared of the dark & monsters. Until we got our new bed that the box springs are right on the floor and there was no space between the floor at the bed (the perfect spot for the monster under the bed), I would jump in to bed every night. Because I knew something would grab my leg if I didn't. And to this day, I leave a trail of lights on at night. I will turn the hall light on before I shut the dining room light off. Turn the bedroom light on before I turn off the hall light, then I turn on the TV to cast light in the room before shutting the bedroom light off. Then once I'm in bed with the covers tucked around my, my husband can turn the TV off. I have an overactive imagination.

Anonymous said...

We still need to study psychology, because although there is logic in the workings of the mind, the combination of factors that affect one's state of mind and one's behavior are so numerous and varied that the paths are more like a plate of spaghetti than a straight and logical line. Thats why no two people are alike. Not that anyone is going to figure it all out, but its fascinating to explore. My degree is in psychology.

Anonymous said...

There's always a monster standing outside the dark window looking in, when I'm in my lighted kitchen! or maybe it's just my neighbor...

Raggedy said...

Very good post.
I wrote the longest reply to any post I have ever read. After reading it I erased it.
You really had me going.

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Anonymous said...

"I realized this tonight when I feared a monster would suddenly appear on the other side of my bay window while pouring myself a soda."

I, too, fear this. I blame too much forcible viewing of the "Twilight Zone" as a kid on the single family TV.

Anonymous said...

Monsters do exist...they're the sub-species of humans we lock up for disgusting crimes.
The opposite sex does bite...I've left plenty of bruises to prove it too :P

Anonymous said...

Hi LBB, I redid my journey around blogdom and lo and behold I wound up here in just five moves if you're interested email me and I'll give you the links used.

Anonymous said...

As usual - right on the money.

Anonymous said...

As usual - right on the money.

Memphis Steve said...

"Courts spend a lot of time and energy considering whether something is offensive without first considering whether it's true. If it's true, it shouldn't matter whether it's offensive. If it does, we've got an ugly future coming down the pike."

Welcome to our feminized future. You can't tell your girlfriend that her butt does indeed look fat in those jeans even though it's true because she will find the truth offensive and go apeshit on your ass. And now that our courts and government are controlled by estrogen-fueled politics the truth is banned there, too. If any woman, or Rosie O'Donnell, might possibly find anything offensive then it is banned. But only for you and me. She can still say or do it.

All that's required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. Feminism argues that there are no good men and then writes this view into the laws.

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I'm kind of with you on the fear of monsters thing. I'm not really scared of monsters, per se, but when I'm alone in the dark, I am quite aware of the fact that some potential rapist or burglar could leap out from behind the curtains or the closet door at any time. What exactly does that say about my psyche?

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Oh - I'm scared of bugs and monsters. The sundry bogeymen don't really bother me - unless they try to put boggers on me.

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There ya go, the condensed version.

A horse bit my arm on New Year's Eve and I still have a bruise. I don't know why I'm sharing that. Monsters?

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Irrational? YES! Craziness probably, but that's the way it goes.

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Its a no brainer....