7/26/2007

Ask and ye shall receive

Help me write my next post.

Ask me anything you'd like. What's on your mind? What have you been dying to know? Ask.

Feel free to be clever, serious, witty, sincere, outrageous, profound, simplistic or just plain nosey. All questions are welcome, but I'd most love to hear from my long-term readers.

I'll give you my best answers to your questions. I'll publish your question and my answer in followings posts.

Looking forward to the inquiries!

Your friend,

LBB

29 comments:

Crazy Me said...

If you could change one thing about your life, what would you change?

sikamikanico said...

What's a joke you'd consider "going too far/too poor taste" to put in a bullet-in?

Blogarita said...

You rarely write about your wife and kid. Is that because you love them, or because they aren't funny?

Explain.

NWJR said...

I have three questions:

* How did someone so young get to be so conservative?

* I'd like to hear more about your job. You've only dropped hints about your employer, but you appear to work in the medical field.

* Who put the ram in the ramma-lamma-ding-dong?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

* Besides sex and writing, what other stuff do you like to do in your spare/free time?

* How old were you when you lost your virginity?

* Do you have any siblings?

* If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Mo said...

Where can I get a copy of that half nekkid pic of you?

Are you writing another book?

Peter said...

How spontaneous are your funny posts? do you have files of jokes 'n funny stuff or are you just a natural screwball?

Spinning Girl said...

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Shoshana said...

I gotta have my husband ask question too because he really finds your post funny in a guffaw laugh way. We even have it in podcast...but the robotic reader takes away the fun, even though it's still pretty funny. The other day he said you're like Dave Barry, except with an edge.


My questiona are: except for publishing on Lulu, have you tried to get your book to a publisher?

And for the very nosy one:
How long have you been married, and how many children do you have?

I think you are like Howard Stern on print.

Amandarama said...

What made you move to where you live today?

Also, if you could commit one crime and get away with it what would it be?

Elaine said...

What the most creative way to pleasure yourself with fruit?

what?
My batteries ran out!

Sheesh.

Scottsdale Girl said...

Flavored or Tingly Lube?

Little Wing said...

I am not a long term reader, so I humbly ask you, at what time will I magically become a long term reader?

Little Wing said...

If I read your blog really really really slow, would I qualify a long term reader faster?????

Jenny! said...

Chocolate or vanilla? Boring I know, but I just can't think!

Queen of Dysfunction said...

I'm with Blogarita. Why don't you write more about your wife and kid?

Do you feel a little sensitive about any potential criticism of them, do you simply want privacy where your familiy is concerned, or are they just not a rich source of material?

Also, where did you get the name for your blog?

CaCaBoy said...

If Hillary Clinton becomes president, how many toppings do you get on your pizza?

What? Shit! Sorry I was hungry...

Anyway....If a bear craps in the woods do you think he wipes if no one was looking?

Little Wing said...

caca boy, he wipes with a rabbit.

tornwordo said...

I'll ask my standard party question. How and at what age did you discover your own ability to reach orgasm?

I have often been shocked at the answers this provokes.

Palm Springs Savant said...

OK...I have a few for you:

1) What are your preferred types of underwear and do you vary based on your mood?

2) What is the most unusual food you have ever eaten and did you enjoy it?

3) If you had just one day left to live, how would you spend it?

4) If you had a time machine and could go and come back, what time would it be?

Chunks said...

Have you ever been to Canada? If so, where? If not, why not? It's not always winter here ya know!

I can't wait to read your answers!

Lyvvie said...

Do you still have that picture of you with your book? Because I forgot to copy it and make it my screensaver.

Twinkies or Susie-Qs?

Ari said...

1) Have you ever considered or actually performed standup comedy?

2) What are your top ten bands of all time?

3) Describe a much-revisited fantasy of yours.

Little Wing said...

Have you ever used illegal drugs???????

Heather said...

Which readers would you most like to meet in person?

And, if I get you a job in the cath lab, will you move to Texas? ;-)

Midas said...

What do you consider annoying in real life and in blogging?

Queen of Dysfunction said...

I feel so fulfilled now.

random moments said...

Ohmygod... you have so many groupies...

*gasp* I may be one of them.

Little Wing said...

Great answers!!! Thank you for sharing a peak into your life!