- Today’s youth has lost all reverence for courtship and romance. Today it’s socially acceptable – no faux pas whatever – to make the following offer to a girl you barely know: “Hey, wanna see my cock on my webcam? You can get naked and masturbate for me.” I hate to sound old fashioned, but I believe the reason society is in the crapper is because men just don’t have to work for it anymore.
- Couples counselors warn us that jealousy is relationship cancer. It’s not a sign of love. It’s counterproductive and it has no place in a healthy relationship. I disagree. I believe the essence of a healthy relationship is equal portions of jealous rage brewing in either person.
- My wife insists I use our charcoal grill instead of the gas grill because she loves that rich, smoky flavor. So I do that for her. In fact, for a special treat, I've soaked my dong in Liquid Smoke, just for her. Rawhide, biotch!
Yeah, I know I was abandoning bullet marks to make room for my chautauquas. But my latest chautauqua, The Omnipresence of Economics, is taking a while. Meanwhile, here are a few thoughts on my mind as I write: