12/23/2007

A classic Christmas song..

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the tree-tops glisten
And children listen to hear sleighbells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write:
"May your days be merry and bright...
And may all your daughter's boyfriends...

well, you know the rest!

Merry Christmas.

Much love and regards,

LBB

60 comments:

Call me Maniac. said...

Right on, ol boy. Merry Christmas to you, too. Thanks again for such an entertaining blog. You are the master at this.

Sassy Blondie said...

Merry Christmas, LBB! And great hopes for a wonderful New Year as well!

XOXO

RoxRocks said...

Happy Holidays to you and yours!

I was thinking of you this morning as I was shoving a Baker Boys cinnamon twist in my mouth. Not all the girls say that to you, I bet!! :)

NWJR said...

A Happy Kwanzaa to you too, LBB! Oh, how I remember as a child, the hours we spent sitting around the Kwanzaa log, singing those classic Kwanzaa songs, enjoying the Kwanzaa food...

The memories. Oh, the memories.

R.E.H. said...

Merry Christmas Lightning Bug!

Hope you have a good one, and get to eat lotsa yummy food, and drink a lot of eggnog!

Laughing through my chardonnay said...

Have a Merry Christmas LBB! Hope you have a great new year as well!

Laughing through my chardonnay said...

Have a Merry Christmas LBB! Hope you have a great new year as well!

Laughing through my chardonnay said...

Have a Merry Christmas LBB! Hope you have a great new year as well!

Loving Annie said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family !

just me said...

Have a merry Christmas!

...just watch out for those Salvation Army people with the bells. God. They are SO annoying. Like...ring your bell somewhere ELSE. I have PRESENTS TO BUY AND CAPITALISM TO AID.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, and a merry one to you too, oh butt of bug, full of crackling light!

katie said...

um, i don't get it...what be da rest of da song, LB? hehe. :)

Merry Christmas to you!

snowelf said...

I've never heard that song before!! ;)

Merry Christmas to you and the fam. :)

--snow

Fantastagirl said...

Merry Christmas LLB!

Holties House said...

Have a very Merry Christmas Rich, come back and amuse us all again in 2008. (thats with an M not a B)

MsPuddin said...

Happy Holidays!!

Little Wing said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Bugs Butt!

Midas said...

I don't know the rest...spell it out for me.

:)

Seasons like now reminds me of the songs we used to butcher in the Philippines. The winner gets to sing it on the radio and it's hilarious. The joke doesn't translate well to English, but it's quite funny.

Weary Hag said...

Just a quick drive-by here to wish you and yours a healthy, cheerful and warm holiday season and new year. Now get your ass on over to the Outpost sometime in the next freaking year. Or not. *grin*

Muze said...

silly. lol. merry christmas to my new vanilla bean blogger friend! lol.

Palm Springs Savant said...

LBB- you always make me chuckle. I did my parody of 'twas the night before, and it wiped me out. Creativity just flows from your fingertips...

Merry Christmas!

Jeannie said...

Merry Christmas.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Merry Christmas you sexy bastard!

aCey said...

happy christmas, lbb! :) to your family, too.

Ari said...

Same to you, Rich. I hope you get rich 'n' famous from this blog someday. Happy Christmas!

CarmenSinCity said...

Merry Christmas!!!!!

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

You're bad...but we still love you. :)

Hope you had a wonderful holiday, LBB! :)

honest john said...

good lord you suck!

Samantha_K said...

Really, will you post the remainder of the song? I'm intrigued, I'm spellbound...and also feeling very un-creative and unable to finish it myself.

Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

Oh great One said...

No. I don't know the rest. Please fill us in!

Merry Christmas LBB!

Lawrence Buford Buchanan said...

Let me show you how to heckle with class and style, JohnnyCakes.

ATTENTION LBB:

The University of Arizona's College of Engineering and Mines has an optical microscope that can magnify objects 1200 times with near-perfect clarity.

In the same building, a few doors down, they have an electron microscope that can resolve an image at 100,000 times magnification!

If you were to aim the 1200x optical microscope at the image of the 100,000x electron microscope, and then aim the electron microscope at this blog...

YOU STILL COULDN'T FIND THE HUMOR.

random moments said...

I could have used that giggle mid-Christmas day. *sigh*

Hope you had a good one!

Superstar said...

I could have sworn that song was about Christmas in July, in Phoenix AZ...Just sayin....

Stepping Over the Junk said...

I dont know the rest. Hello?

Crazy Me said...

Wanna finish that song for me? I'm a little tired. :)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

hahahah fucking love it.

merry belated giftmas!

honest john said...

LBB must prove he can even heckle himself better than me! If that isn't a pathetic display of egotistical big baby game play, I don't know what is. You suck...it requires no special class or style. Two words. That's all it takes...Richiepoo.

jillie said...

WHEW! After having to try and figure out the rest of that song, I'm VERY greatful I don't have sons OR daughters.

LOL....

Little Wing said...

Rich, Happy New Year to you and your loved ones!

Little Wing said...

Oh and about your blog heckler and his alter ego, as Ernest Hemingway said,
"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
You, Rich, can laugh all the way to the bank.

christopherc said...

I think the heckler is simply jealous of your charming beauty and wit. I hope your Christmas was wonderful and the New Year embraces you as you embrace life.

-C

Damsel Underdressed said...

Merry belated Christmas, Bug!

Sudiegirl said...

Yeah, the rest just writes itself, huh?

It's my goal to visit all my blogroll links once a week. Yes, that includes you.

No, you are not exempt. Not even if you pays me cash money.

Appletini said...

You are horrible!

I guess that's why I like your blog.

Merry belated Christmas

Lawrence Buford Buchanan said...

Your envy is as subtle as a boner in a Speedo, Honest JohnnyCakes.

And YOU, LBB! Are we going to see another post from you this year, or are you too busy admiring your handiwork? Can you pull yourself away from the mirror and your Buns of Steel aerobics DVD long enough to write something new, pretty boy?

Some plagiarized lyrics with a tasteless racial innuendo won't sustain your readership forever.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

"...shoes be tight"???

honest john said...

...sure wish I could figure out why I would envy either of your attempts at humor LBB. You're an asshole. Who wants to be an asshole any more than you? And your perceptive reader who believes your pathetic attempt at heckling yourself is actually me too...that should be a bit of an insult to your narcissistic ego...

Yes. I am jealous of your retardation. I guess it's obvious.

Muze said...

what about the son's girlfriends?

jali said...

Big ole hug to you - wait - I'm hugging an insect's butt.

I don't care.

Happy season!

Steph said...

lol, that is so wrong! Hope you had a great christmas.

Camplin said...

buy somethings for new years too.

aCey said...

and happy new year, too, lbb! :) wishing you the best!

Honest John said...

Everyone thought Ted Bundy was just an awesome guy too...

You people need to read into this freak.

Amandarama said...

Have I mentioned yet that I really like your new layout? 'Cuz I do.

Happy Christmas! And a Merry New Year and all that.

honest john said...

Layout? This is a new layout? A six year old could be more creative with a box of crayons and a juice box. We should sit back now and let LBB tell us himself as his pretend imaginary heckler how to properly criticize this pathetic "layout"...so utterly predictable, even after the prediction has been made. Bring it on LBB...Let's see more brilliance.

The Wisdom of Wislon said...

Loving the song, thanks for dropping by my site, i'm in fact the girlie and the handsome chappy is my fella:>)

Happy New YEar!!!!

ZenDenizen said...

I agree with Appletini but I can't look away!!!

Heather said...

Happy New Year, Rich!

I hope you are doing well.

Sudiegirl said...

I was actually thinkin' "and may all your underwear be white", but that's 4th grade potty caca humor, right?

Doodie!

Loving Annie said...

Happy New Year to you and your family, Rich ! Hope that all is well :)

Uhmmmm, unless it now bores the crap out of you since I'm no longer writing erotica, would you be willing to update my link when you have time ?

The new address is :
Adventures of Loving Annie
www.lovingforyourheart.blogspot.com

Thanks, Rich ! Hope to see you soon --