9/12/2008

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Barack Obama told an audience at Colombia University that he plans to “make government cool again.” Bolstering his claim, he quickly added that he plans to appoint Arthur Fonzarelli his Secretary of State.







"Ayyyyyyyyy! Let me tell ya sumthin'. You need to vote this moulinyan into the White House so The Fonz can be the Secretary of State and the Ambassador of Cool. Ayyyyyyyy."

23 comments:

Loving Annie said...

I wish Fonz were running for President instead of either of the current candidates. Mrs C. for V.P. !

Bella said...

You're funny, LBB!

Bella

Suz said...

this is funny. ayyyyyy

Mona said...

The ambassador of cool is HOT! Big butt!

That is the hottest cool I have ever seen..

Or the coolest hot...

Er...

Whatever...

BIG BUTT!! (((((((HUUUUUUGZ)))))))!!!

Oh great One said...

As if...

NWJR said...

You should work for McCain. You came out and said it without really SAYING it. You're one clever bug.

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Evil Genius said...

I bet if the Fonz got elected, everyone in his entire cabinet would be parading around D.C. on their Harleys.

Totally cool.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

NWJR: Yes. I admit it and I'm ashamed. Cowering behind juvenile dialogue and slang, I implied that Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli is indeed an Italian.

I apologize to Italians everywhere.

Ari said...

Ahhh, the word "moulinyan" -- not heard since my wine-soaked nights of Sopranos watching. It was delicious.

Saying that government will be "cool" -- definitely a stugats-type claim.

Bug said...

*snicker*

Midas said...

I am so out of touch...who is Fonz?

Did you see the SNL with Palin and Hillary? And what did you think about Michael Phelps diet?

PBS said...

Maybe he'll get a enough write-in votes?

Mona said...

Big Butt (((HUGS)))

The sad part about the truth is that it may not always console you...

I hardly am interested in politics though...

Mona said...

love ya! :)

Peter said...

If Ronald Regan can be President and Arnie can be Governor of CA, why not the Fonz for Secretary of State.

NWJR said...

LBB: You're not still mad at me because I was right about financial collapse are you?

You're cute when you're feisty. No worries, mate. All is well. Personally, I think the Fonz would make a great Secretary of Education.

katie said...

god, i love the Fonz!!

I hope you have a wonderful week, LBB! :)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I hope he travels well. Look at all the trips Condoleezie is making and she doesn't seem to have jet lag or nothin'.

But, as I recall, the Fonz could do just about anything, so, so it goes.

Mr. Friendly said...

Moulinyan!

Nice.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Now you've done it. From now on every celebrity will run for political office - lord knows they think they know more than people who have studied politics and have been involved in that as a career. LOL.

Dan O. said...

So, Potsie as Chief of Staff, Ralph Malph as Sec. of Defense and Richie as Press Sec.? Oh wait. they weren't cool, were they?

Never mind.

NWJR said...

I guess that's why Fonzie supports Obama:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc65ed650d

Heh.